{"id":7906,"date":"2018-05-28T21:19:26","date_gmt":"2018-05-29T01:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/?page_id=7906"},"modified":"2022-10-31T14:11:54","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T18:11:54","slug":"ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/?page_id=7906","title":{"rendered":"Ha ha"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><u>Here is what you do not want to hear from<\/u>:<\/span><\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A doctor: \u2018We did all that we could.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A girlfriend: \u2018It\u2019s not you, it\u2019s me.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A stockbroker: (voice message) \u2018Call me back..\u2026soon.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A mistress: \u2018Don\u2019t worry, it can happen to anyone.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>An Uber driver: \u2018Fasten your seatbelt. I want to try something. I saw it in a cartoon but I think I can do it.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A massage therapist: \u2018What is this thing on your back?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>An old flame: \u2018Oh, I didn\u2019t recognize you.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A parent: \u2018This will hurt me more than it hurts you.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A priest: \u2018Let\u2019s see if we can get that demon out of you.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A weatherman: \u2018Expect to get about 3 inches of snow&#8230;&#8230;per hour.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A president: \u2018I am not a crook.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A repairman: \u2018Do you have any insurance?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A dental hygienist: \u2018Oh my god!\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>An airline pilot: \u2018You can light \u2018em up, cause we\u2019re going down.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A prostitute: \u2018Are you in?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A boss: \u2018Do you have another job lined up somewhere?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A ship captain: \u2018Check the integrity of your life jackets.\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Your daughter: \u2018Remember that guy I was dating a couple of months ago?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A waiter: \u2018Have you eaten any of the alfalfa sprouts yet?\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A golfer: \u2018You\u2019re still out.\u2019 <\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>A policeman: &#8216;You have the right to remain silent.&#8217;<\/strong>&#8216;<\/span><\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is what you do not want to hear from: A doctor: \u2018We did all that we could.\u2019 A girlfriend: \u2018It\u2019s not you, it\u2019s me.\u2019 A stockbroker: (voice message) \u2018Call me back..\u2026soon.\u2019 A mistress: \u2018Don\u2019t worry, it can happen to anyone.\u2019 An Uber driver: \u2018Fasten your seatbelt. I want to try something. I saw it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/?page_id=7906\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ha ha<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":"","iawp_total_views":1007},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25126,"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7906\/revisions\/25126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kyroot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}